Instant Blog Post

You know how sometimes you feel like you haven't posted anything to your blog for a while, and you should really get around to doing it, but there's nothing to really write about? We've all been there. That's why we at flooble have decided to give you an Instant Blog Post Generator.
Now you can have a ready-to-post entry for your blog with just one click of a button. Our system is random enough that there's thousands of variations to the post that it can generate, so if you don't like how it came out, you can simply keep clicking until the generator comes up with something you find acceptible.
(Because of the random element, some of these will not make too much sense, but some can be pretty funny!)
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Yesterday my friend and I were listening to a radio program about art among Japanese schoolgirls. We were really fascinated by that stuff, so we told my friend Trish about it, and she answered:
"No kidding?!.. No way! Don't tell me you're into Japanese schoolgirls too!"
But then when my friend and I got to the part about the art, Trish quieted down and began picking her nose. And later, Trish's brother told me that the reason Trish was so freaked out was because she used to write a lot about art. There are days when Trish can be a little dumb like that, but she wants what is best for me...
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This whole shit in blue was not written by me... Came across it just now while clicking on one of the links in flooble... Lame innit? I would rather a person not blog at all den blog abt some lame ass thing which they have no idea abt wat and who it is about. Picking her nose somemore... TSK TSK... Appalling... Yup.. i have been absent for quite a bit... Bumming at home also has its disadvantages k... I am waiting for july 25th... For school to start... My fingers are itching to take down notes... My ears are itching to listen to a whiny lecturer go on and on about something which so doesnt concern me... My mouth is itching to gossip when the lecture is going on... (Where are my gossip mates??) Got very little time before the boy enters NS... Tsk... Brought him to Thai express and Gelare for a 'sending away' Dinner with him... Im gonna miss him... Miss his voice... His smile... His reassuring hugs... And i think i shall stop before i getting any mushier... My future family member from hell aka Ms Barbie doll is trying to create friction between us... Ms Barbie doll's Boyfriend Ken is a rather influential person in my family... So i ought to be very careful about wat im doing from now on... Ms Barbie Doll's cousin aka Ms Whorella Devil (lets call her Whorella ;) ) is another piece of nonsense... Listening to hearsay aint gonna get you anywhere my dears... And Ms X factor should really shut her trap... ;) Shall keep you all updated on this saga soon... Aight... i better go clean the house... Gonna meet e boy later for a while before tuition... But i gotta clean up this hell hole i call home b4 tat... When will you come and take me away my knight in shining armour (Who with effect from this saturday will be my skinhead in camouflage :P)? Shall be gone for now... But will be back for more... ;)